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Welcome to the Wiki Page Professional Idiots . I, [MyMeteora81], welcome you all to this page of ours. Ahem, when I say 'ours', I mean there's a co-worker for this page. Who, you say? [Satsujin-ki] of course! Heh, yeah, I really don't expect you all to know her but, WHO CARES?! I'd like to give her some credit for this. Anyway.. Well, please join my site. As you can see we already have 20 members (not including Mallory [Satsujin-ki] and I) but we would like this page to be visited by everybody and hope you all join.


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1. Please, please don't take a picture without asking [MyMeteora81] or [Satsujin-ki] first.
2. If you do join, add your name to the list below.
3. You have to be a professional idiot! You can prove this by.. um.. submitting a picture of a stupid stunt/act you did, a story about what you did, etc.


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2004-06-30 [Adena]: i can't figure it out ...who am i?

2004-08-02 [MyMeteora81]: .... I'm not answering that... I don't know who I am personally....

2004-08-14 [Satsujin-ki]: Me neither

2004-08-25 [Dekana]: So I can act like a freak? The way I am? Thats kinda cool.

2004-08-29 [Adena]: oh yeah ... i thought i was a puple monkey but i guess not lol

2004-08-29 [MyMeteora81]: Are you sure you're not a purple monkey? You could be you know....

2004-09-03 [Adena]: well when i look in the mirror i see a squril not a monkey but i thought i was for a long time until i could finally look into a mirror w/out breaking it lol

2004-09-03 [MyMeteora81]: lol XD

2004-10-14 [MyMeteora81]: Yo sorry everybody about the pictures. I'll try to get them up a different way.

2004-10-15 [MyMeteora81]: Hey people. As you can see I got all the pictures back up and some new ones so, put some of these up in your house!

2004-10-16 [boomm666]: hi pple

2004-10-17 [MyMeteora81]: Hello chris.. mal: You should add the thing where you told ms. cray you forgot how to walk!

2004-10-21 [MyMeteora81]: People, join my wiki! If you please...

2004-10-31 [boomm666]: o ya that time in drama? that was funny

2004-11-03 [boomm666]: mallory and josh sittting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

2004-11-03 [MyMeteora81]: Lol, nice

2004-11-04 [zoncki]: chris ur an idiot but then again thats why ur here

2004-11-04 [zoncki]: allie i feel loved and its scary

2004-11-04 [MyMeteora81]: lol

2004-11-06 [boomm666]: hello every1!!!!!

2004-11-07 [MyMeteora81]: Sorry everybody, piczo is being evil. Eeeeviiiiillll....

2004-11-21 [MyMeteora81]: We need more members... MORE I SAY!!!

2004-12-10 [I thought Me up]: Wheee... your wish is my command! *blink* i'm a member now. Wheeee

2004-12-12 [Last Of The Rock Romantics♥]: hello everyone

2004-12-12 [shitijustgiveup]: *waves* hi there fellow idiots!

2004-12-12 [MyMeteora81]: Ooo.. The people.. They are dumb.. Hehe, like me! Ahahaha..

2004-12-13 [I thought Me up]: wheee. not only am i an idiot. but i'm an insane idiot. ooooo... scary.. weeee... STOP IT. huh. i dun i dun i dun understand.I thought i told you to shut up. oh fine. leave me alone you stoopid idiot. *runs and hides from self*

2004-12-13 [shitijustgiveup]: *gapes*...hahahahahahaaha!..

2004-12-13 [MyMeteora81]: Woooaaahh.. Hahaha.. You have voices in your head..

2004-12-13 [shitijustgiveup]: oooooo....sounds like an arguement!! leave them alone!!!

2004-12-13 [MyMeteora81]: Mhm, mhm, I shall. **Backs slowly away from the arguing pair**

2004-12-13 [shitijustgiveup]: lol, nah i wernt tlking to you! lets watch this, it could be interesting ^^ lol..hmm.*backs off too*..maybe at a safe distance..

2004-12-13 [MyMeteora81]: **Grabs popcorn** Hmm... **Looks at box** Hey.. That's not popcorn.. O.O **Falls over stiff**

2004-12-13 [shitijustgiveup]: *gapes again*...yipes!!!...whats going on?!!lol ..*falls over laughing* aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...!!!!

2004-12-13 [MyMeteora81]: **Opens eyes due to laughingness** Wowsers. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. Ahahahahahahaha!!

2004-12-13 [shitijustgiveup]: hahahahaha

2004-12-15 [MyMeteora81]: Bum bum bum...

2004-12-15 [shitijustgiveup]: eh?..*stares* you what..?lol

2004-12-15 [a box full of sharp objects]: .....hello fellow idiots!!!!(spaces out for a moment)...huh what? did you say something..???WHEE!!!! I make no sence at all...MAYBE IM JUST INSAINE!!!! bye bye:)MONKEY'S RULE!

2004-12-15 [shitijustgiveup]: monkeys?! where!

2004-12-15 [shitijustgiveup]: ahhhh!!!!!!!*runs off flapping arms as if trying to get off the ground*

2004-12-15 [MyMeteora81]: Oooo... Are you trying to fly?! You don't have feathers though.. Hmm.. Fly fly FLY!!

2004-12-16 [shitijustgiveup]: Im trying! im trying!!!!8flaps harder* nonono..its no use, i'll have to grow wings or stick to walking...lol

2004-12-17 [MyMeteora81]: Lol

2004-12-17 [shitijustgiveup]: lol ^^

2004-12-18 [I thought Me up]: The voices in my head are telling me that i no longer... ope... hmmmm.. i forget, they are stoopid anyway they should really just leave me alone.  ahhhhh... their are little men in my panty drawers.

2004-12-18 [shitijustgiveup]: O.O get the ahmmer and flat em out!!!!!

2004-12-18 [MyMeteora81]: Hahaha, panty, hahaha. **Watching Beavis and Butthead** Ahahaha..

2004-12-18 [MyMeteora81]: Noooo! We only have 20 members! (Ahem. I thank the current members but we need more! Waaaahhh!! haha..)

2004-12-19 [shitijustgiveup]: lol, yes im sure there MUST be more of us out there, lol

2004-12-19 [I thought Me up]: use your magical powers.. and tell them to come to teh light... weee.. say i will bake you cookies if you join my wiki

2004-12-19 [shitijustgiveup]: lol! good idea...bribe them with...sweets ...and cookies...and cakes...bwahahahaha...theyll come swarming..

2004-12-19 [MyMeteora81]: Lol, very nice. Great ideas my fellow dominions. Ahem, IDIOTS. Yes. I shall bribe them. Then I shall.. Hehehe..

2004-12-20 [shitijustgiveup]: ...*waits in anticipation*...eh..?

2004-12-20 [I thought Me up]: okay then. i will get some people to join your wiki but first you must recruite me and in order to do that you must confer with the little men in my panty drawer and tell them teh password. if they don't kill you then i will get at least twenty more people to join. kay

2004-12-20 [MyMeteora81]: Lol, haha. That's almost as convincing as the Underpants Gnomes.

2004-12-23 [shitijustgiveup]: LOL...

2004-12-29 [MyMeteora81]: Weee! We got another member.. And I didn't even blackmail them.. hehe.. **looks at what was written** I didn't say that.. No I didn't.. Ahem. Thank you Lady Faerion for becoming a member of our idiots group. I extremely appreciate it.. And so does the evil monkey under my bed..

2004-12-29 [shitijustgiveup]: lol *stares and goes pale then whispers* you have one too? doe sit pull your hair when you try to sleep? ..lol

2004-12-31 [MyMeteora81]: It doesn't really pull my hair but I've been getting some odd hairstyles when I wake up in the morning..

2004-12-31 [shitijustgiveup]: lmao...woah ..i just wake up with a hay stack, lol..damn..wanna swap monkeys?lol..*angry ooohaahhhahhhahhh!!..comes from corner and angry monkey throws it self at silent*...ahhhh!OO

2004-12-31 [shitijustgiveup]: *in between screams..as monkkey tugs out hair, silent manages a ...* HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2004-12-31 [I thought Me up]: SurgeMaster by Belkin Components Model FSC140

2004-12-31 [shitijustgiveup]: *blinks*

2004-12-31 [I thought Me up]: heh... randomocity. i was just looking at the little thing which my computer monitor sits on

2004-12-31 [shitijustgiveup]: lol..ohh..*looks as releived as someone can whos hair is being tugged at by a slowly tireing monkey*

2004-12-31 [I thought Me up]: *raises eyebrow*

2005-01-01 [shitijustgiveup]: what?....lol..*rips monkey off head and throws at i thought me up*

2005-01-01 [MyMeteora81]: **Watches8* Haha.. You got hit in the head with a monkey head.. Hahaha..

2005-01-01 [shitijustgiveup]: *sits in corner sulking and scratching sore head*

2005-01-02 [MyMeteora81]: o.o

2005-01-02 [I thought Me up]: *sicks pet parrot on silent sorrow.* muahahaha...

2005-01-02 [MyMeteora81]: Haha.. Hahaha.. Ahahahahaha..

2005-01-02 [MyMeteora81]: **Yawn** It's 2:03 a.m. in the god damned morning. Ah! Why can't I sleep?! Oh yeah, I'm an insomniac, hehe. Literally, I am.

2005-01-02 [shitijustgiveup]: *throws parrot* >:...what the???

2005-01-02 [MyMeteora81]: o.o

2005-01-02 [shitijustgiveup]: .<......someone..SICKS..there pet parrot on me...eww..yucky yuk yuk...bleh...

2005-01-02 [Piggly_wiggly]: stupid lier! lol....*has no idea what to talk about* If you where a pregnant cat, where would you go?

2005-01-02 [I thought Me up]: *eyes wide open* you threw Precious(the parrot). Oh My Goodness. Now i will have to tell roo to come and attack you

2005-01-03 [Piggly_wiggly]: *blinks....*

2005-01-03 [MyMeteora81]: Yet again, o.o

2005-01-03 [I thought Me up]: oi. i seemed to have confused you. how funny every time someone does that little blinky thing i can just hear a little cartoony sound effect... tis weird.

2005-01-03 [shitijustgiveup]: roo?! ....meh....ive been attacked by wondows..over at black sheep...THAT..is weird..see..i thought it was a window..spelt wrong..and tar dar!! it is a wondow....lol

2005-01-03 [MyMeteora81]: Wondows?

2005-01-04 [I thought Me up]: *blinks* (little sound affect) Wondows? do go on this sounds interesting

2005-01-04 [shitijustgiveup]: yes they are aliens...they were given tickets to hawaii..we were thinking they'd get married and have little baby wondows..and well...how were we supposed to know they would breed faster than those mutant rabbits???

2005-01-04 [I thought Me up]: rabbits. *jumps up screaming and running in circles* where! where! get them off of me. AHHHHH

2005-01-04 [shitijustgiveup]: *stares..sees mutant rabbits crawling on i thought me up*..oh my god,...!!! THEYRE SPREADING TO OTHER WIKIS!!! NOOOOO!!!

2005-01-04 [MyMeteora81]: 2 words.. Holy wow.

2005-01-04 [shitijustgiveup]: LOL

2005-01-04 [MyMeteora81]: Hehehe..

2005-01-04 [shitijustgiveup]: lol....*runs around...jumps on chair and screams*..lol

2005-01-07 [MyMeteora81]: You know everybody, you can make your own banners and write stories if you want. (Though we probably have enough banners already, huh? Lol.)

2005-01-07 [shitijustgiveup]: LMAO!!!...can i do one about mutant rabbits? and..and..its a rabbit..and..it says.."your so dumb" and..and..*looks up* AHHHHHHHH! OMG!!!..They Really Are Taking Over!!!!NOOOOoooo!!!

2005-01-19 [lenardo]: that will be a cool 1

2005-01-19 [shitijustgiveup]: lmao..hahahaha..

2005-01-19 [lenardo]: when my scanner gets fixed i will send a picture in

2005-01-20 [shitijustgiveup]: LOL..oh ya ^^

2005-01-21 [lenardo]: yep

2005-01-21 [shitijustgiveup]: yep..*stares at growing "pinkness" in sky..yeah..yep..righty ho..what the heck is that???*points..then starts star-jumping*..what???i dunno..haha..erm..yeah..lol

2005-01-21 [lenardo]: to much pinkness

2005-01-22 [shitijustgiveup]: lol..yes..*ges pale*..too much pinkness..

2005-01-23 [MyMeteora81]: **Is lost**

2005-01-23 [shitijustgiveup]: *is lost also and staring blankly*

2005-01-23 [MyMeteora81]: Bowm she bowm bowm...

2005-01-24 [I thought Me up]: so when the monkeys raided my brain the otherday, the squirells quit sticking too me. i'm not quite sure why. i think i've lost the magnetism

2005-01-24 [Piggly_wiggly]: lol.....bowm she bowm bowm

2005-01-24 [I thought Me up]: is dat de dirty nekid sex movie music

2005-01-24 [Piggly_wiggly]: yahuh!

2005-01-24 [MyMeteora81]: Yes you know I got that from Joe Cartoon.. Are you saying I watch porn!? That was so uncalled for. Oh well.

2005-01-24 [lenardo]: new poll

2005-01-24 [I thought Me up]: theres nothing wrong with watching porn! unless your obsessed with it! i myself dont like watching it that much... but the music does crack me up... sorry for this misunderstanding

2005-01-24 [shitijustgiveup]: LOl *watches display and falls off chair laughing* hehehehe..hey, ow..how did i get on that chair*shrugs, pulls out bongos and taps out a beat* heheh^^

2005-01-24 [MyMeteora81]: o.o

2005-01-25 [I thought Me up]: where is the raincoat? Don't forget to where your raincoat? you don't want to have kittens... they don't like water

2005-01-26 [shitijustgiveup]: yes..okay..*tries to reclaim posture..fails miserably and throws bongos at *thing* erm heh

2005-01-30 [MyMeteora81]: Wow. This is entertaining.

2005-01-31 [I thought Me up]: if you thinks that entertain you should see... well damn. this is the part where i was going to say something clever and witty... but hells bells... nothing is comin to me. so i suppose maybe i should stop sniffing this marker its clouding my wit

2005-01-31 [shitijustgiveup]: LOL!! hehehe...*scrunches up face trying to stop the laughter that will eventually lead to my falling off a chair..on the floor or out a window*...*fails miserably and falls off roof* lol

2005-02-02 [MyMeteora81]: Hardy har har.. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum..

2005-02-02 [shitijustgiveup]: *waves tankard round in air sloshing ale everywhere*..arrrr!!

2005-02-05 [MyMeteora81]: Holy monkey nuts, not the Ale!

2005-02-06 [shitijustgiveup]: ALE!!!!!*sloshes it towards faided*..oh yes.THE ALE!! muahahaha!

2005-02-07 [I thought Me up]: George is the greeter at walmart. such a friendly old man. the friendliest old man i've ever met, we found a crow playing around in the walmart parking lot, adn we liked it so much that we decided to name it george also and as well... cheers to george the friendly old walmart greeter who seems to be afraid of me, but thats okay he's still friendly

2005-02-07 [shitijustgiveup]: *very very very very VERY very very very VERY VERY scared*lol

2005-02-07 [MyMeteora81]: Professional idiotism has been noticed.. er.. by me.. yep.. Anybody else see the idiotism?

2005-02-08 [I thought Me up]: *blushes* i have had a lot of practice, i'm so glad you noticed my efforts. would you like a vienna sausage?

2005-02-08 [shitijustgiveup]: Wow!!! your brilliat!!*admires randomness* XD

2005-02-09 [MyMeteora81]: Lol, haha, hahahaha, ahem. Oooo, scissors..

2005-02-09 [shitijustgiveup]: *admires your randomness as well*..oh wait nooo!!! no running with skizzoors!!!!*screams and jumps out of way* lol

2005-02-09 [I thought Me up]: no worries. the floor has fallen up so if you fall down the sizzors will fall to the ground which is up you shouldnt have any problems

2005-02-09 [shitijustgiveup]: does that work or..OW! WTF??? YOU STABBED ME!!!*screams and runs around with skizzors stuck in arm* AAHHHHH THE PAIN!!

2005-02-09 [I thought Me up]: i stabbed you. *thinks to self* i wouldnt be suprised, i do lots of stuff i'm not aware of, i think i ran over a butterfly once and i didnt even notice, i murdered a poor innocent butterfly.... or did i! ha... you don't know and neither do i, but if you say i stabbed you, i will belive and can only ask for your forgiveness. would anyone like a biscotti?

2005-02-09 [shitijustgiveup]: whats a biscotti?...oh yeah .oh ow!! the unbearable pain!!!...ooh im dying!! Dying!! oh what a world!*melts*

2005-02-09 [I thought Me up]: you have melted... hmmmmm i will soak you up with a biscotti and eat you! you better be quik about unmelting, cuz i'll actually do it!

2005-02-09 [MyMeteora81]: Ooo, what a funny way of dying.. Haha, getting soaked up into a biscotti.. hahaha..

2005-02-10 [shitijustgiveup]: *..unmelts and storms off*..what is a biscotti???*looks in dictionary*..@@..*puts dictionary down after five minutes of staring at same page..*..ooooh..not good. @@

2005-02-11 [MyMeteora81]: Haha.. biscotti.. hahahaha...

2005-02-11 [shitijustgiveup]: *pouts*..fine FINE!! keep the big biscotti conspiricy to yourself!!!

2005-02-11 [MyMeteora81]: Lmao.. :P

2005-02-11 [shitijustgiveup]: oooof..so whats up in the imaginary and ..*wink* sane*wink*..thats right *wink* completly*wink* sane*wink*world*wink*...ow..god dammit! i got something in my eye!

2005-02-12 [MyMeteora81]: Bloody pirates.. Damn bloody pirates..

2005-02-13 [lenardo]: Moooo

2005-02-13 [shitijustgiveup]: PIRATES?! WHERE!!>>A!!! THERES A COW NOW!!!!*screams and runs off*

2005-02-13 [Piggly_wiggly]: cows are scary

2005-02-13 [shitijustgiveup]: YA GOT THAT RITE THEY ARE!!!*hides behing wall and stares* O.o

2005-02-13 [Piggly_wiggly]: *pokes*

2005-02-13 [shitijustgiveup]: *pokes back*..hmm..*scans horizans for cow*..i'll bet its that magical trevor up to his old tricks again..¬¬

2005-02-14 [Piggly_wiggly]: yesyes....magical trevor he is so clever look at him now disapearing a cow

2005-02-14 [shitijustgiveup]: *screams*...if hes dissapearing a cow..hes gonna bring it back!!!..*runs off screaming*

2005-02-14 [Piggly_wiggly]: what is the name of that sight?

2005-02-14 [I thought Me up]: fucked up! <------I'm sorry I didn't mean too! but it was fun mommy. i like to use those words they bring solace to my dark little world. fun but i shall try to retain my self and say silly stuff like... GOD da... BLESS AMERICA, son of a biscuit, holy shnipes, um um um... what else hmmmmm

2005-02-14 [shitijustgiveup]: LMAO!!!!*comesback and takes notes*

2005-02-14 [MyMeteora81]: Haha.. holy shnipes.. I got one! Holy Christwagons! Lol, got that from Retarded Animal Babies..

2005-02-14 [MyMeteora81]: **Mutters** Pass the Kentucky on the right hand side..

2005-02-14 [shitijustgiveup]: HOLY GOAT NIPPLES BAT THUMB!!...i love saying that..:D

2005-02-14 [MyMeteora81]: **In hamster voice** Hooray! Thank goodness! I don't like stinky bum-bums..

2005-02-14 [shitijustgiveup]: *screams* AHHH! thats so rocks!!!!XD

2005-02-15 [Piggly_wiggly]: i are cold and wet and sad

2005-02-15 [shitijustgiveup]: awwww poor ickle pyromaniac :(....*continues jumping and screaming about faided and fallins hamster voice* woo!lol

2005-02-15 [MyMeteora81]: **In Bunny voice** I like chocolate cookies! They're my crystal meth. Wash them down with bullets, for a bloody death!

2005-02-15 [Piggly_wiggly]: *dances on chair*

2005-02-15 [I thought Me up]: my bf is stoopid along with [freakchild]s bf. Valentines day is supposed to be a special day, so i go out and spend 35 *holds breath* friggin' dollars on him and i don't get a "gosh darn" thing... not even a flippin card... Well FUCK!

2005-02-15 [Piggly_wiggly]: good....you think valnetine's day is bullcrap....but maybe they don't HAVE any money

2005-02-16 [I thought Me up]: yes... i know

2005-02-16 [shitijustgiveup]: LOL..some people..>.< just..just..gaaarrrr!!!!lol

2005-02-16 [I thought Me up]: hmmmm...welll i know amy's bf has shit loads of money... but i well understand that mine has financial struggles, with paying child support and all his other bills and stuff, but come on how hard is it to give someone a card... i would have at least made one

2005-02-16 [shitijustgiveup]: yeah..i guess thats a bit screwy >.<

2005-02-16 [MyMeteora81]: How about getting this for Valentine's Day: My former b/f comes on after many months of not coming on, and my friend Jenny tells him I broke up with him. So, his reaction? He starts flirting with her! Yes, that's what he did. He was talking to me at the same time, but never sent any reaction to me. (Yesterday, he was my b/f, but not really since he didn't come on forever). Yeah, some boyfriend. That was my V day gift.

2005-02-16 [I thought Me up]: That is very sucky!

2005-02-16 [shitijustgiveup]: that is very very ....not nice @@ poor you

2005-02-17 [MyMeteora81]: Yep.. But I'm better now.. Yep.. Back to idiotness!

2005-02-17 [I thought Me up]: My toes were falling off so i put some hot hands in my slippers but then they ate my feet so now when you think your down on your luck and cant afford shoes, think but i'm a hella lot better then that one chick with no feet

2005-02-17 [shitijustgiveup]: yay! back to the idiotednessess..ess...is that a word..@@..IT IS NOW!! he he eh

2005-02-18 [MyMeteora81]: Hoo-yay! Uh... Gary Coleman? Turbo-boost is actually broken.. **Pause** Whatchoo talkin' 'bout David Hasselhauf?

2005-02-18 [shitijustgiveup]: *does time warpp...in head..is actually doing funky granny on ecstasy*.. he he he he he...

2005-02-19 [MyMeteora81]: Hahaha.. er.. hehehe.. haha.. ho ho ho.. I'm Santy Clause!! Haha..

2005-02-19 [shitijustgiveup]: lo-..wha?..no...no!..Noo!.NO! stay back!!.*screams and curls up in ball*..noo...*starts rocking*lol

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